They walk in, not sure what this could be for, and the person at the counter hands this lovely piece of paper over to them MUAHAHAHA.
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Item Embrace the fun and let your worries swirl away with every playful suckle. A MUST HAVE GIFT GAG! Features: Elastic Wristband Latex Boobies. Gag Gift Novelty. Due to health concerns, sanitary reasons and the nature of our products, we are unable to accept used and opened products.
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MUST-HAVE MALE ACCESSORY - Presented in a gorgeous and discreet white box, this gentleman's grooming ball scratcher is a must-have gag gift for relieving those sensitive areas! PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR HIM - This hilarious ball scratcher tool is the perfect joke for male friends, husbands, and co-workers who just can't seem to scratch their daily itches, and need a funny solution!
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Three really cool adult novelty wind up toys Wind them up and watch them go !
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Pecker Relief Adult Novelty Joke Gift Toy. Don’t show your Mother (She will probably want it!). This is the ultimate stress reliver woman if your man is acting up! Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn!
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Screaming Willy w/Blue Balls. The scream is not just for the ladies; it’s sure to make the guys chuckle as well! Laugh your head off with this hilarious, squeaky, bachelorette-party favorite! You’ll be the hit of the party with this hilarious novelty gift!
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* Muff Divers Union Local 69 Heads / Tails Adult Novelty Coin Token Bronze Finish. Condition is "New". Comes in airtight capsule to protect it’s beauty. Great bachelor party or groomsman novelty gift. Shipped with USPS First Class.
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Featuring a playful print of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, this3-ply toilet paper is perfect for those with a sense of humor. Ideal for Republicans, Trump supporters, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of politics.
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Cute novelty Christmas ornaments. Great White Elephant gift idea or hang it on your tree or in your house. Lowest price on eBay.
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The Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen a sensory delight.
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Add a touch of novelty and humor to your party with the Archie McFee Shakespeare Punching Puppet. This multicolored puppet, featuring the iconic character from Shakespeare, is a perfect gag gift for adults who appreciate a good laugh. Ideal for any occasion, this puppet is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. Crafted with care and attention to detail, this puppet is a great addition to any party supply collection. Whether you're looking for a fun way to break the ice or a unique gift for the Shakespeare enthusiast in your life, this puppet is the perfect choice. Don't miss out on the opportunity to add some Shakespearean humor to your next party with the Archie McFee Shakespeare Punching Puppet. Missing top cover for box.
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Hilarious Prank Toy – Perfect For Bachelor Parties And Funny | Hand Operated Novelty Toy For. Hilarious Prank Toy – Perfect For Bachelor Parties, Gags, And Funny | Hand-Operated Novelty Toy For. Durable & Material – Made from high-quality, materials, ensuring long-lasting and use for adults.
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The inflatable boobs are affixed with a patch of velcro tha holds them in place, but allows for them to be knocked off when struck with a little force. Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn!
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Due to health concerns, sanitary reasons and the nature of our products, we are unable to accept used and opened products.
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Introducing the Super Fun Sensory Stress Penis – the most ballsy way to bust your stress! Why settle for boring stress balls when you can fondle these fantastic phalluses?. Each one is designed to satisfy your urge to squeeze everyone's favorite body part without any awkward explanations or restraining orders.
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